"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
- Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it."
- Moses Hadas (1900-1966)

"Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech."
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper

"Everything has been figured out, except how to live."
- Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)

"No one can earn a million dollars honestly."
- William Jennings Bryan (1860-1925)

"Logic is in the eye of the logician."
- Gloria Steinem

"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."
- John F. Kennedy (1917-1963)

"A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies."
- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

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